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July 30, 2018 / Posted by:

43-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio brought his 21-year-old girlfriend of the moment (on the right) and her 42-year-old mom (on the left) to St. Tropez with him. I hear you hating bitches snickering over Leo’s girlfriend bringing a guardian on her field trip, but it’s actually very thoughtful of him letting her bring her mom. Because at least she’ll have a grown up to take her home if he spots a younger model piece in St. Tropez and dumps her. Also, it’s a miracle that Leo is that close to an over-25-vagina and didn’t pass out from heaving so much. Although, I bet his bro-in-waiting Lukas Haas is standing behind him with open arms just in case he gets the faints… – Lainey Gossip

A Republican politician type is into some dark-sided Bigfoot fanfic porn, and in a shocking twist, it’s not Ted CruzCelebitchy

And I think we should all sue Jim Bellino for causing us physical ailments by making us roll our eyes out of their sockets while reading about his frivolous lawsuits – Reality Tea

The good news is that us gays just filled the air with loads of glitter by farting with excitement over the return of Robyn. The better news is that her new look is very Melanie Griffith in Working GirlTowleroad

Every celebrity is in a bikini” season continues, and now here’s Lucy Hale in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather

Mark Hamill says sweet words about Carrie Fisher and finds comfort in knowing she’ll never be replaced in Star Wars. Meanwhile, I’m sure that diabolical bitch Mickey Mouse is currently putting the finishing touches on a Carrie Fisher android clone who will replace her in future Star Wars movies – Pajiba

Behold, Halsey serving several kinds of glamour by wearing pantyhose that are made out of the same material as her wig – Popoholic

Young hos: Miss Ross is showing them she’s still got it – SOW

Jane The Virgin is engaged to a hot piece, and judging by those pics, he’s either really excited about it or prairie dogging – Just Jared

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