MTV Has Released The First Teaser Trailer For Lindsay Lohan’s Reality Show

July 30, 2018 / Posted by:

MTV released the first teaser trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming reality series, Lohan Beach Club. I can’t believe all those people in the background, reading their phones and acting like they don’t care about the reality TV history being made around them.

Because it’s a teaser trailer, you don’t get to see too much of what Lohan Beach Club is all about. You see Lohan. She’s on a beach. Around the 0:05 mark, you see her looking like she just woke up at the club after passing out the night before and sleeping on a pile of dirty towels. Lindsay opens the trailer by instructing everyone to “Pack your bags.” Since it’s Lindsay, it probably would have been a good idea for her to be specific. “And I’m not talking about the little tiny plastic zip-top ones that you get from your…you know what? My lawyer has advised I not get more specific than that.

Lohan Beach Club has been pitched as sort of a Vanderpump Rules in Mykonos, Greece. According to a press release sent out by MTV, it will feature Lindsay and her staff “establishing new friendships and alliances while striving to rise above the temptations the Mykonos nightlife scene has to offer.” We also know, thanks to a call placed by Dina Lohan to UsWeekly, that Lindsay’s siblings 22-year-old Cody Lohan and 24-year-old Ali Lohan will both make an appearance on Lohan Beach Club. Ali will reportedly sing the theme song to the show.

Dina also wishes the “bottom feeders” would stop making fun of Lindsay’s weird Euro-accent, adding that their family tries to “go to the light” and ignore it.

Everyone seems so happy for Lindsay’s comeback, including her former friend and current arch nemesi, Paris Hilton. Paris was recently asked about calling Lindsay a “pathological liar” on Instagram by E! News, which Paris stated she was “just stating a fact.” Then Paris was asked if she had any advice for Lindsay regarding her upcoming reality show, and Paris responded:

“Good luck to her, I wish her the best.”

That’s…obviously not true. Are we sure Paris wasn’t talking about herself when she made that pathological liar comment? Or maybe “the best” is the nickname for some kind of new STI I’ve not yet heard about. I’m sure Paris will elaborate the next time someone is kind enough to ask her about Lindsay.

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