Chris Pratt And Katherine Schwarzenegger Made It Official With A Public Kiss

July 30, 2018 / Posted by:

The moment I’m sure everyone (or at least Chris Pratt’s publicist) has been waiting for has arrived. TMZ points out that Chris Pratt confirmed yesterday that he’s getting with Arnold’s daughter, by kissing Katherine Schwarzenegger in front of the paps after church. Publicity and Jesus? I believe that’s very on-brand for Chris.

Chris and Katherine have been rumored to be dating for a little over a month now, but the most we’ve seen of them has been kind of limited to cheesy G-rated picnics in the park. They’re still bring the G-rated heat, but this time lip contact is involved, and so is his kid. Chris and Katherine were photographed kissing while getting ice cream with his 5-year-old son Jack.

TMZ says that 39-year-old Chris and 28-year-old Katherine kissed twice. Personally, I wish TMZ had provided us with actual journalism, like what kind of ice cream did they get. When I was a kid, I knew one family who restricted any Sunday activity that didn’t relate to church. So they’d make pizza, but it had to be in the shape of a cross and whatnot. So basically, what I want to know is: did Chris get Blood of Christ Cranberry Swirl with crunchy body wafer topping, or just sacrilegious ol’ chocolate. These are the important questions.


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