Lindsay Lohan And Tiffany Trump Partied Together In Mykonos
And the Secret Service allowed this? Where’s the guy with the swift and sure hand to slap a gun away from a potential assassin? He should have slapped the smartphone out of Tiffany Trump‘s hand before she could reply to Lindsay Lohan‘s invite to hang out! People reports that Lindsay and the forgotten Trump daughter were spotted out in Mykonos together. And despite this monumental blunder, Tiff is still the least offensive Trump.
Coming off the Hollywood casting controversy of 2018 (Lindsay will NOT be co-starring with Tyra Banks in Life-Size 2!!!), the “sophisticated international businesswoman“ was filmed helping the… pop superstar… no, wait – Georgetown Law student with her ponytail. This was an oopsie on Lindsay’s part, because it’s a clue to what her real job in Greece is – braiding people’s hair on the beach. (You KNOW that Lohan Beach House mess is some serious delusion with a bit of sub-par photoshopping.)
Andrew Warren, a mutual friend of the 32-year-old actress and the 24-year-old daughter of President Donald Trump, shared a video on Friday night of Lohan helping her old friend perfect her ponytail during a night out in Mykonos.
“Hair styles by Lindsay, let’s go,” Warren says during the video, while the two women share a laugh together.
“You missed it before,” the Georgetown Law student replies, continuing to giggle as Lohan moves behind her to survey her hairstyle.
“C’mon, hairstyles by Lindsay,” Warren adds, as Lohan appears completely focused on the task at hand.
Yeah, well, whatever the homemade Greek version of Adderall is, will do that to you. Lilo and Tiffany were spotted at a fundraiser for Greek victims of wildfires, and Linds posted the above photo of them but later took it down. She also made sure to let the POTUS know she’s thinking of him. Ugh, I’d rather her see her tagging that international crimelord former fiance who tried to kill her.
The actress captioned the post with a series of pink emoji hearts as well as the hashtags “Mykonos” and “America,” according to the outlet. Additionally Lohan, who has voiced her support for Tiffany’s father in the past, tagged the president in the photo.
Cut to Lilo twirling a split end around her finger and coyly flirting with Secret Service Agent Dave: “Hee, hee. I’ve always wanted to like know what you guys do. With like the wrist walkie-talkie and the suits and the president and stuff? Do you think I could get a ride back to the U.S.? Through my various charitable works and yacht mystery shopper business, I’ve seen so much of the world but now I’m ready to get back to the states and resume my A-list film career. *checks to see if anyone’s listening and then begins to whisper frantically*. You’ve got to help me. The Greek shipping tycoon I screwed on has my passport and he won’t give it back unless I marry him! And the American Embassy won’t talk to me anymore since I ruined relations with the Middle East with that “burkini” thing. HELP ME.”
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