Technically, I should’ve posted a picture of Britney Spears and her boyfriend Sam Asghari together, but I think we are all deserving of a hard earned world break, so I’m just gonna leave this photo of YMCA construction man Sam here and let it marinate in your down low parts.
Because Britney Spears hasn’t learned anything from not being able to shake Kevin Federline‘s annoying ass from her life after they were married for only three years, US Weekly is certain that Brit Brit is about to make her hot model/fitness instructor boyfriend Mr. Brit Brit Spears the Third. Brit and Sam could soon be hitched to each other’s well toned and well baby oiled parts for all of eternity (er, or until they get sick of grinding on each other’s said parts), as an engagement announcement is expected within the next year.
Brit and her current “not a boy not yet a man” (he’s 24, she is 36) met on the set of her Slumber Party music video in October 2016 and started dating after they exchanged numbers on set. Almost two years of dating is a long ass time in old Hollywood town, so they are due to either get locked down or move it along. They’re choosing the lock down, as Brit has apparently never been happier (see above photo) and Sam is ecstatic that his background appearance in her music video has lead him to a golden egg who happens to also make an excellent workout partner. US Weekly says that Sam is accompanying Brit on her tour and that the two are “more in love than ever” (again, see above photo).
The news comes shortly after Asghari opened up about his relationship with the pop star. “She motivates me more than anyone,” he told Men’s Health on July 17. “It’s crazy who I can be humbled by a person like her. If I could be that humble when I’m that high in life, that would be the best thing.I grew up with three sisters and my personality is just to be a supportive person for my family and she’s family. I’m always going to support her. She is another blessing that happened to me.”
“They spend a lot of time together — cooking, working out, going on vacation or just hanging out,” (a) source revealed at the time. “Britney swore she was done with relationships, but then Sam came along. She’s very happy in her relationship. She has a consistent routine and she’s doing what she does best. Life is good for Britney.”
Damn straight, life is good for Britney! She finally learned that being Britney Spears has it’s privileges and she’s flexing that AMEX Black Card where it counts- in the stud department! I say ride that high for as long as you can, and make sure that Daddy Spears ups his pre-nup game. Third time’s a charm.
Here’s a little video of the love birds
dry humping spending a little quality time in the home gym.