Open Post: Hosted By Haru the Shiba Inu’s Mistrust Of Fizzy Water

July 28, 2018 / Posted by:

How the hell was he supposed to know what carbonation was? One of the few tolerable YouTube celebrity, Haru the Shiba Inu, was presented with fizzy water for the first time. Long story short – Haru wasn’t feeling Poland Springs Sparkling Water With Bubbles. What were these bubbles, asked Haru with a deflated tongue? Haru quickly flees the scene and stands aways away, regarding the water with a suspicious side-eye. Well, think about it. Remember the first time you had Pop Rocks as a kid? And there was motion in your mouth and it felt very alien? That’s what Haru endured.

Most YouTube personalities are annoying and freakish, but Haru seems very natural and genuine. Why not an ongoing series in which Haru tastes things and registers approval (by devouring them) or disapproval (making faces and walking off camera). How much better than endless nail and contouring tutorials or some dickbag taping a dead body in a suicide forest and posting it would that be? In fact, YouTube should ONLY allow Big Brother male nudity footage and cute animal clips. How do we get that passed through Congress? Are there lobbyists for that?

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