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July 28, 2018 / Posted by:

Mayo Ice Cream!

Sometimes, something comes along that is so wretched and vomit-inducing that I just have to give it HSOTD props for being so wretched and so vomit-inducing. (If you’re a Post Malone stan, don’t use that argument to try to get me to make him a HSOTD. I’d rather give myself a mayo ice cream enema than do that.) Before Mama June lost ten tons of chunk, she’d probably easily swallow an entire Cold Stone Creamy (and she probably still does but gets it sucked out immediately afterward), but even she wouldn’t put her tongue on marannaise ice cream. Hell, she wouldn’t look at it even if it was on the national sex offender registry.

The Daily Meal says that the internet as a whole wet heaved when the Scottish artisanal ice cream shop Ice Falkirk, who has barfed up Monster Energy Drink ice cream before, announced they had created mayonnaise ice cream. They used the hashtag “foodporn” in their caption. This is only foodporn to sucio fucks who are into some dark-sided unholy dark web fuckery.

Who knows a mayo addict?
#mayonnaise #foodporn #weird#icecream #icefalkirk #foodie #yesorno

I’m trying to figure out what exactly mayonnaise ice cream would taste like. Does it taste like a pile of frozen turds out of a Snowman’s ass after he slurped down two jars of mayonnaise, or does it taste like a clogged artery and sweetened desperation? Or a little of both?

You know, I’m that bitch who dips his fries in mayo, so I’d probably dip my fries in mayo ice cream. And yes, the fries would be frozen too. It’d be my finest hour as a human.

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