Step aside, image of Beyoncé and Jay-Z standing in front of the Mona Lisa: there’s a new piece of art in every Beyhive member’s Beyoncé gallery. Beyoncé and Jay-Z recently wrapped up the European leg of their On The Run II Tour, and yesterday she posted pictures on her website of her and the family hanging out on a yacht.
Blue Ivy is usually the star of the show, but we’ve already seen so many pictures of her and not really any of the 13-month-old twins, Sir and Rumi Carter. So the big news from Beyoncé’s digital photo album was this shot of Sir and Rumi sitting on her lap. Although who knows? Maybe this is just another set of decoy babies used to lead us off the scent of the real twins. If so, then how does one go about applying for that kind of job? Because “decoy friend hired by the hour to take pictures on a billionaire couple’s yacht” sounds like a gig I could get into.
Now, I don’t know much about baby safety, but they’re playing with water balloons, a toy definitely feel is one of those Ages 3 and Up things. That’s probably why Sir, on the left, looks so despondent. Being given a toy he can’t even put in his mouth and chew on – how depressing. Well, that or he’s a billionaire baby who is silently judging the laminate deck installed on that yacht. “They couldn’t even spring for Brazilian teak? Despicable.”
Aside from the babies, here are some more of Beyoncé, Jay-Z, and Blue living a better life than all of us.