Those of us who only use social media as a way to find accidental celebrity peen should pour one out this evening. True love never lives long, and we’re reminded of that cruel bitch of a fact today because 45-year-old Josh Duhamel and 28-yearold Eiza Gonzalez have gone their separate ways. How are we supposed to see Duhamel dick going forward? Eh, if you have a working Google, it’s not that hard. Pun intended!
Entertainment Tonight says Josh and Eiza called it quits after five months of boning, er, dating despite it not being that long ago when we were hearing “Their relationship seems to get stronger every day” and they weren’t trying to hide it by going out in Beverly Hills. The same source who blabbed that said how they were so “taken” with each other. A source says that Eiza was pretty much a rebound piece for him, and while she was looking for something more serious, he wasn’t.
“While they did end things partially because of their work schedules, they also called it quits because they truly are on different pages and the timing just wasn’t right. Josh and Fergie’s break up is still very raw and painful for him. He worked hard to move on from his eight-year marriage and Eiza was a wonderful companion for him during a very difficult time.”
Apparently, Josh’s friends are happy he broke up with Eiza, because they’re hoping he gets back with Fergie.
Just a few weeks ago, Eiza and Josh vacationed together and “accidentally” posted a video on Instagram showing what many thought was a naked Josh, who the internet has seen (NSFW) naked before, in the background. Eiza deleted that video and later posted a cropped version.
The original included a shot of someone in the reflection of that mirror struggling to take off his pants, and when he did, well, we briefly saw something a little Fergalicious (ish) before a potted plant had to be a stick in the mud and play censor over what could have been a good peen pic. Or a bad one. We’ll never know. I’m sure Eiza got tired of comments flooding in with people quoting nasty lyrics by Josh’s ex-wife Fergie, so she cropped him out and re-posted because a good selfie is a good selfie. Sigh, I’m sure Josh wanted out because she took it down. How else is he supposed to find his next piece if his current one won’t even help him out with an “accidental” wiener pic?!