Hot Slut Of The Day!
Sara Cunningham, the volunteer gay wedding mom!
The stories about children being murdered for being gay makes me want to go down to the courthouse and file for emancipation from the human race before stumbling into the woods to live amongst civilized and reasonable creatures like grizzly bears, wolves, and vultures. But every now and again, I read a story that slightly lifts my hope in humanity out of the pile of dried turds, dehydrated tonsil stones, and torn-off dick warts it’s usually in. This story did just that.
Four years ago, Sara Cunningham from Oklahoma didn’t know what to do when her son Parker came out to her and told her he met someone special. Sara told NBC News that she was torn between her love for her son and her devotion to her religion, and fell into a spiral of depression. But Sara said she pulled herself out of her own ass when Parker told her that she needed to support him. Everything changed after that. She started going to an LGBTQ-affirming church, became an LGBTQ advocate, formed a group called Free Mom Hugs, and wrote a book about her transformation from being “errrr” about gayness to being a hero to the gay community.
Sara said that days before she posted the picture above of her raising her hand while wearing a picture of her son and his partner on her chest, she was at a rehearsal for a lesbian wedding. One woman told Sara that when she got married to her wife, her mom asked for a “head’s up” before the kiss because the sight of two ladies kissing was going to make her mom eye-barf. Another woman told Sarah that her mom didn’t even show up to her wedding. So Sara posted the pic above on Facebook and let LGBTQ couples know that if they need a mom at their wedding, she’ll be their mom:
PSA. If you need a mom to attend your same sex wedding because your biological mom won’t. Call me. I’m there. I’ll be your biggest fan. I’ll even bring the bubbles.
She’ll bring the bubbles?! Hmmm… I wonder if Sara would get suspicious if I invite her to be my substitute mom at my “wedding” to a Prince Hot Ginge cardboard cutout. She may realize something’s up when she sees my real mom also holding a bottle of bubbles and making “pendejo, you’re going to go to hell for tricking me into bringing you free booze” eyes.
Going to a stranger’s wedding is torture, so Sara Cunningham definitely deserves sainthood for volunteering to go to more than one. She deserves more than sainthood, honestly. I mean, did Saint Peter ever have to suffer the pain of having to make small talk with a stranger’s crazy relatives?
Pic: Facebook