Don’t Invite Pamela Anderson To A Threesome

July 26, 2018 / Posted by:

While you can expect her at your neighborhood vegan café or Julian Assange’s anywhere, you will never find one Miss Pamela Anderson joyously playing slap and tickle with two other souls in the bedroom. Pam may have done a lot in her years, but one thing she says she is not a fan of is the art of the menage a trois. What a Baywatch prude!

During a Q&A with fans for Dazed, Pamela said she’s partaken in a few Eiffel Towers in her day, it wasn’t necessarily her favorite act:

“I have never had a threesome or group sex in a positive way. But to each their own.

She’s been married to Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, and Rick Salomon. She’s now canoodling Adil Rami, and while I can’t speak for her new soccer star boo, I would imagine those first three definitely kept a welcome mat at the foot of their marital bed…and that shit likely got old. Sometimes all you want are four limbs in the mattress. Who am I kidding? I prefer two. Not by choice. SOB. Anyway, per Pam, it sounds like jealousy got in the way of a good taco-taco-sausage platter or man sandwich:

“All my lovers were too jealous.Except for maybe one that fantasized about me being with a woman and watching us. It sounds tempting sometimes. But I’m too romantic. I don’t enjoy sex without love and commitment. It’s not mechanical or to show off. It’s about intimacy and sharing secrets.”

It certainly sounds like a Pam Anderson Q&A is not your usual kind of meet ‘n greet. I guess this means we shouldn’t expect a threesome with Pam and Mike and Karen Pence. What?! Mike won’t see her (or any woman) unless Karen is around!

Pic: Wenn.com

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