Nobody likes losing, especially if it means a little bit of postpartum humiliation at Wimbledon, but it sure-as-shit helps if your ass is rich and can lick those emotional wounds in the lap of luxury. As y’all know Serena Williams didn’t do her usual strut her way to victory in her first Wimbledon final since giving birth, but because she’s married to Reddit royalty Alexis Ohanian, she was able to get over it with some Italian pasta in Italy on a whim.
Serena was craving Italian food and, well, since she and Alexis could probably buy and sell Italy with their combined savings, they just hopped on a plane to Venice to make it just in time for dinner. Damn, Alexis, way to help a huss get over the stinging stench of defeat with carbs and several bottles of wine to the face:
Y’know, anytime I am craving Italian, my piece takes my ass to the Olive Garden only if I promise to put out…and he only lets me order from the lunch menu. Eh, I still like my la dolce vita scenario better. I don’t see unlimited soup and salad and breadsticks in Italy!