Night Crumbs

M. Night Shyamalan debuted the trailer for his new movie Glass at Comic-Con, and sure that’s great and everything, but the real story to me is one of the movie’s stars, Sarah Paulson, showing up dressed like a dominatrix Betty Draper. And now I really want to see Sarah Paulson in an M. Night Shyamalan movie about a dominatrix Betty Draper. If he doesn’t make that happen, he deserves to lose all his millions and DGA membership! – Lainey Gossip

The time the Queer Eye dudes drew pussy pictures for Justin Theroux – Towleroad

Since it’s “every celebrity is in a damn bikini” season, here’s Sienna Miller in a damn bikini – Drunken Stepfather

In case you care what a messy attention whore thinks about a messy attention whore joining a show for messy attention whores, here you go – Reality Tea  

I’m so much like Hailee Steinfeld. When I’m feeling low, I too exercise and by that I mean I exercise my mouth on a pint of rocky road ice cream while crying on my bedroom floor – Celebitchy

And a second after these pictures were taken, somebody’s grandma picked Chloe Grace Moretz up and hung Chloe and that flower portrait dress up on her dining room wall – Popoholic

Here’s Paris Jackson done up like Jack Sparrow’s daughter – Just Jared

If Britney Spears is ever looking for an understudy for her show, here’s the bitch for the job. Although, this pooch will show her up since he actually sings live – SOW

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