Outside of Buckingham Palace right now, THE QUEEN has tossed her crown inside and pulled out a matchbook as her minions pour gasoline all around that joint. THE QUEEN will then light the match, throw it at that bitch, and as it burns down, she’ll strut away from her former royal life and into her new life as a commoner Corgi farmer in the countryside. Because the monarchy is close to being a thing of the past thanks to Duchess Meghan continually dropping a treasonous shit on royal protocol.
Meghan has already made the ghosts of past royals queef out a dusty cloud of outrage by baring her American hussy trollop shoulders at an event, getting into a car before THE QUEEN, crossing her legs, and brushing Prince Hot Ginge’s freckled paw at work. And now The Daily Mail has more proof that Meghan is probably a secret agent for Morrissey who is bringing down the royal family from the inside. PHG and “royal aides” are not amused with Meghan always wearing pants.
Meghan has been wearing pants to several events, including a tuxedo to some awards thing in February, and that’s made some royal aides say, “Meghan Markle? More like Meghan DYKEle in those man pants!” Even though his mom famously wore a tuxedo, PHG doesn’t like his wife wearing “masculine” outfits and gave the thumbs down to her wearing a tuxedo during their upcoming trip to Australia.
“Meghan is being told she needs to stop dressing like a Hollywood star and start dressing like a Royal. Meghan wanted to wear a tuxedo-style suit but Harry said it wasn’t traditional enough.”
The source also said that THE QUEEN prefers the lady members of the royal family to wear skirts and dresses. PHG apparently doesn’t trust Meghan’s fashion choices and has been sitting in on her meetings with teams from various designers. But The Sun says that Kensington Palace has swatted away the rumor that PHG doesn’t want Meghan wearing a tuxedo, and that she’s having trouble dealing with all the rules.
While PHG may or may not be mad about Meghan constantly wearing pants, I am definitely mad about him constantly wearing pants. I like my Prince Hot Ginge pantless with his ginger butt out. If PHG really is okay with Meghan wearing pants, then he needs to show his support by wearing a skirt…. outside… during a windy day… with no royal bloomers on. Not only will that show he doesn’t agree with gender stereotypes, but he’d also give us a long-awaited palate cleanser for the time we all stared at Prince Philip’s hairless crotch Corgi.
And here’s PHG with yesterday’s luckiest gay Elton John during the second day of the AIDS 2018 Conference in Amsterdam.