When you think of effortless, untouched beauty I know that nobody thinks of Paris Hilton. She comes more to mind thinking of underserved success and a deep lack of maturity. But Paris is here to make it clear: she is all-natural.
People spoke with Paris while she was at Beautycon back in April and learned all about her skincare routine. Which, surprisingly has nothing to do with sacrificing innocents to the devil she worships for fame and success.
“I’ve always been obsessed with skincare. I’ve never done any Botox, filler–no plastic surgery in my life,” she said. If you think Paris is trying to throw low-key shade at people in the industry think again: she actually just has products to promote! She has a new line of skincare called Paris Hilton Skincare. Paris, who doesn’t seem like she’s even ever passed a high school chemistry class, had a lot to say about the “pro-DNA” products she’s created:
“I’ve been using this for the past two years to make sure [it works]… What’s really unique about my line is that I actually have this pro-DNA we created and trademarked. It basically promotes cellular rejuvenation to help build collagen. It will take away any fine lines.”
I can just tell that People removed three-to-four “likes” from that quote. Paris’ collection will include moisturizers, eye and neck creams, and something she calls Unicorn Mist, which is a spray that will make your face glitter and glow… She’s even used her products on her new fiancé Chris Zylka, saying:
“He loves it. He is like, ‘I never even put moisturizer on in my life.’ He had no idea about it but now every night before we go to bed I will put the creams on him and he loves it. I give him facials.”
And I’m sure that as she gives him facials, she puts on her fake slutty baby voice and coos, “Come on, honey, getting facials made me a STAR!”
Paris continued talking about how ageless she is and how she wants to help young girls also stay that way. “I really wanted to make a line that was for every age but especially young girls to be preventative.” Ah yes, preventing aging. It’s good that we make little girls start hating themselves for being human at as young an age as possible.
I think we all know the real reason Paris Hilton’s skin looks so good is not because of her face creams. Paris has tricked her body into thinking it’s permanently 8 years old because her mind has never grown from that time period. She’s successfully frozen her body in time by being so mind-numbingly vapid. No wonder she still acts like it’s 2006! For Paris’ brain, it literally is!