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July 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Baloo, the genius Dallas pooch who came up with a way to get into some fun water playtime while avoiding getting his fur burnt by the sun!

Like many places in the U.S. right now, Texas is hotter than Fire Marshall Bill’s asshole after eating extra spicy food, and not even a shot of sprinkler water to the face is enough to cool a bitch down when outside. So Balloo’s brain burped up a thought cloud involving him dragging his favorite sprinkler into the air-conditioned house so he could cool off in more ways than one.

Redditor Spinolio posted a pic of his friend’s friend’s dog after he dragged the lawn sprinkler into the house through the doggy door. Instead of screaming, opening up the door and throwing that sprinkler out before it messed everything up, Baloo’s human Cara acted on the first natural instinct that hits us when some messy shit happens: document it on your phone and post it on Facebook.

Cara tells People that she was hanging out in her bedroom, reading a magazine when she heard a crash. Since Cara has a lot of dogs, and crashing into shit is what they do on the regular, she didn’t think anything was up until she heard barking.

The owner walked into her family room to discover that Baloo, looking to beat the heat, had come inside the doggy door … and brought the running sprinkler with him.

“I was in a panic on what to do,” Wohr recalls. “My lamp and TV were getting soaked.”

So not only did Baloo come up with a genius way to use that doggy door to severely beat the heat, but he also killed two birds with one stone by almost taking out the TV. Because if he took out the TV his human would have no choice but to pay attention to him more. The reincarnation of Einstein has been found!

Pic: @OregonJOBS2

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