If you see a light on at Kensington Palace well into the wee hours of the night these days, it’s probably Duchess Kate watching Suits on Amazon Prime with her staff having a good laugh and cackling, “And to think they thought I was the commoner?!” But if you see TWO lights on, it’s because Duchess Meghan is up late freaking out that her dad, Thomas Markle, might blab even more “secrets” about her.
Us Weekly got in touch with someone who claims to be close with Meghan, and the source is saying that, after months of him blabbing to the press and potentially faking a heart attack, their relationship might be beyond repair. Gee, I wonder why! The source spilled more:
“Meghan is so upset over Thomas. She’s upset for a couple of reasons. She doesn’t even know how to communicate with her dad without knowing he won’t exploit her.She lives in fear that he’ll leak their communication. If he’s spoken this much already, why wouldn’t he leak their conversation?”
While Meghan is said to care deeply for her old man, it sounds like she can’t trust him from spilling anything they would talk about, and THE QUEEN can’t run the risk of the general public knowing she’s been trolling Morrissey all these years with “How Soon Is Now?” as the official ringback tone for the royal family. He already tried to say Prince Harry was a fan of Donald Trump, so lawd only knows what kind of word vomit those loose lips would spew next! I’m sure we’ll learn even more about how Thomas is really just gutted when other Markle leech Samantha Markle arrives in jolly ol’ England for a healthy bout of reality TV.
Deadline says Samantha is going to be on the next season of Celebrity Big Brother, which is supposed to cater to celebs who have been caught up in media controversies. Samantha is the one who is said to be organizing all of Thomas’s interviews and pushed him to do the staged photos before the royal wedding. She also told Piers Morgan she thought Prince Harry would have been better off marrying someone else.
Meghan hasn’t spoken to Samantha since she was a kid and that now she has to just ignore her father because he’s a liar, liar pants on fire. Well, that and she can’t run the risk of having him over and causing Kensington Palace to smell like a KFC!