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July 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Major Morgan!

When you hear about something called “Major Morgan” from the 1970s and 80s, you may perk all-the-way-up like me, thinking that back then Morgan Fairchild starred in a sitcom where she played the commander of a fake Camp Pendleton (think Major Dad but a zillion times more entertaining and glamorous). But Major Morgan was actually a hand-held musical toy for kids that Playskool put out in 1979.

Major Morgan was done up like a marching band member, and had buttons on his square-shaped torso and crotch that’d make musical magic when pressed. Major Morgan came with highly technical sheet music that was so artistically complex you’d think Beethoven composed it in its prime. The “sheet music” (which was like a card) went into Major Morgan and you pressed the symbols on the card to make him fart out musical masterpieces like Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and Old McDonald. via Do You Remember?

Once inserted into the unit the top section of the card showed a series of symbols which could either be coloured shapes or squares either with or without numbers. The bottom section had the same symbols replicated over the notes they represented. You followed the top section and pressed the corresponding symbol below to play the aforementioned melodies.

And here’s the musical genius baby of The Little Professor and the musical genius daddy of The Echo Mini Piano in action.

And because of the creepy side-eye and sinister toothless smile Major Morgan made from children touching his torso, the only letters I want to press on his body are S-O-S!

Pic: 80sNostalgia

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