Rapper 6ix9ine, AKA Teka$hi 6ix9ine AKA Tekashi69 AKA Daniel Hernandez, is in the hospital after having the crap beaten out of him last night. According to TMZ, it wasn’t a clear case of karma being a bitch, because the abuse wasn’t inflicted by a group of kids gathering around him “Children Of The Corn” style, prodding him repeatedly all over his body with sharpened pitchforks (in case you missed it, 6ix9ine has been convicted of sexual crimes against a minor).
Instead of that fairy tale ending, 6ix9ine was instead accosted by a group of robbers who layed a vicious smack down on the rapper, holding him hostage before breaking into his house and robbing him of $750k in jewelry and around $15k to $20k in cash. At least, that’s the version his people would have us believe. Apparently, 6ix9ine told the cops a different story.
TMZ has two versions of what happened last night. The first theatrical depiction of events comes from 6ix9ine’s people:
Sources close to Tekashi tell us, the rapper was working on a music video in Brooklyn early Sunday morning and at around 4AM he wrapped for the night and drove home. We’re told when he got there another car pulled up and blocked his driveway.
Our sources say that’s when 3 hooded gunmen got out of the other car, grabbed Tekashi and pistol whipped him … knocking him unconscious.
We’re told the next thing Tekashi knew, he was in the back seat of the car as the gunmen were driving around, telling him if they didn’t get what they wanted from him — jewelry and money — they would kill him.
Our sources say a short time later, the gunmen pulled up to Tekashi’s home and 2 of them made their way inside as the third guarded 69 inside the vehicle.
In this first version of events, it must have been Amateur Night at the Thug-pollo, because eventually 6ix9ine says he was able to open a back door in the car and flee. He then jumped into the passenger side of
his best friend’s ride a stranger’s car and begged the driver to call 9-1-1. 6ix9ine then got out of the car and the unsuspecting stranger drove immediately home to change his pants, which he shit after having Pennywise’s deranged second hillbilly cousin scare the diarrhea out of him on his morning commute to work.
Later, TMZ issued an update to the story in which 6ix9ine told a different tale of what went down to the cops:
Law enforcement sources tell us, they ended up interviewing 69 and he said the following: At around 4:25 AM Sunday, he was a passenger in a Chevy Tahoe at a Brooklyn intersection, sitting at a red light, when a car bumped them from behind. He told cops 2 men with guns jumped out, stole the driver’s iPhone and then grabbed Tekashi and dragged him into their car and sped away.
Law enforcement says they drove to Tekashi’s home and he called someone inside — presumably his baby mama — and asked her to come down with his jewelry … which she did. Our sources say Tekashi then told cops he managed to escape and reported the incident to cops, but then became uncooperative. He checked himself into the hospital. Our sources say they have no idea how Tekashi was injured.
Veeeeeery interesting. Sounds like he got the shit beat out of him, no doubt, but there may be a little inflated playground boasting hyping up the events of the night, and the kidnapper/robbers may have never been in his house. Either way, 6ix9ine was robbed and he’s in the hospital and all I know is that I hope I never have to type 6ix9ine again.
I wonder HOW they knew that he kept large amounts of cash lying around his house in the first place. It may be a mystery left unsolved… er, um, unless you are one of the billions of humans with Instagram accounts.
Didn’t he learn anything from Kim Kartrashian‘s Paris robbery? You’re supposed to hide that shit under the mattress and ALWAYS split the check at group dinners so people think you’re broke as a joke! Or he should turn that stack of bills into a stack of Bed Bath and Beyond coupons. That ought to do the trick.