Hot Slut Of The Day!
This car dancing machine of pure fire!
There’s not much information on this loin-scorching video that The Shade Room (via @seanasanchez) posted last night, but who cares about petty little details, when the only thing we need to know about this hot Lord of Car Dancing he throws down in a millisecond.
In the span of a way-too-fast second, Mr. Clean’s freak-dancing third cousin gave me the vapors with his “over-caffeinated kangaroo doing the Cabbage Patch while suffering from an arm cramp,” made me see stars with his “spanking out the fire that sprung up on my crotch when I thrust it” move and completely took me out with his grand finale of putting that bitch in neutral and struttin’. If a car seat could get pregnant, it’d be pregnant with triplets over the ovaries-tingling lap dance he gives it.
That car dance is also helping to save the environment. Because his car is solely running on the electrical bolts shooting off of him as he sings the body electric!
Pic: Instagram