There is going to be another Dancing With the Stars spinoff. There was one already when they had Dancing With the Stars: Athletes this year, which current ice-angel Adam Rippon won with his fabulosity and eyebrows. Get ready for the second coming. And just like the second coming of Jesus, this is going to be apocalyptic.
UsWeekly is reporting that ABC is going to haunt my television with Dancing With the Stars: Junior. Listen, if you want me to absolutely HATE something, just add “junior” to the end of it.
12-year-old Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and 13-year-old Miles Brown from Black-ish will dance on it. I think Honey Boo Boo will do extremely well on this show depending how man sticks of fruit-flavored meth for kids (Pixy Stix) she ingests beforehand. The more=the better.
The junior professional dancers who will be on the show include: Lindsay Arnold’s sister, Rylee Arnold (no idea), and Jenna Johnson’s niece, Hailey Bills (still no idea). America’s Got Talent’s Ayrton Celestine will also be one of the professionally dancing children (who are these children?). They also say that the older professionals, including Lindsay and Jenna, will be mentors to the kids.
No premiere date has been set but I can only hope this one is pushed back as much as possible. Like I said, I can’t with children and I feel like they have enough shows of their own. Isn’t there a show with Steve Harvey where he just hypes children up for a solid hour for having basic amounts of talent? Come on. Children have recess, and snacks, and they don’t pay taxes: they have enough!