RadarOnline is reporting that Robert Pattinson–who even when he’s 70-years-old will be referred to as: “That Guy From Twilight”–may be the latest famous rich man who got his name written down in Sienna’s list of pieces. Previously she’s been linked to such celebrity types as: Brad Pitt, Jude Law (infamously), Balthazar Getty and Daniel Craig. But honestly, how could you NOT fuck Daniel Craig? I’m witchu on that one Sienna!
Robert and Sienna were both in the movie Lost City of Z back in 2016 but a source assures us that they kept things strictly professional. RPattz was seen leaving Sienna’s NYC apartment last month, and a source tells Radar:
“They’ve always had a great connection, but one of them was always with someone else, so it stayed platonic. Now that they’re both single, the door is open for them to give this a real shot.”
Hold the phone. Sienna Miller needed to wait for someone to be out of a relationship in order to date them? SIENNA MILLER saw someone’s significant other as enough of a deterrent to not fuck them? Sienna Miller? … … … … …Okay.
What I would believe is that Sienna was wary of Robert’s girlfriend, in particular, since he was dating FKA Twigs and she is one weird-ass-chick. Sienna probably saw her M3LL155X video and was like “Yeah, fuck this, I’m not getting cursed by some artsy-fartsy, musical, noise-witch. I’ll just wait to fuck Robert after they break up.” Good choice, Sienna!