Looks like Tom Cruise‘s “No Dating For Five Years” clause in his divorce from Katie Holmes is really over. Like REALLY over. I mean we got Katie’s rep to give a seven-word statement on the matter last month and now we have pictures of them together? Fuck me, my head is spinning from all this BREAKING NEWS in the world of FoxHol.
Entertainment Tonight is reporting that this past Monday, 39-year-old Katie was spotted with her kind of rumored/sort of confirmed man-piece, 50-year-old Jamie Foxx. Jamie took time away from his mega-successful acting career and Katie took time away from cashing her Dawson’s Creek royalty checks to have a date. The two were out in New York City where they went on a dinner date to TAO restaurant. Jamie Foxx was a galant gentleman the whole time; no one got penis slapped AND he even helped Katie out of the car. Aww! Romance! People has a picture from the date:
N.Y.C. Night Out! Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes Grab Dinner in the Big Apple After Split Rumors https://t.co/LKuYvB4Ov1
— People (@people) July 18, 2018
Look at the white-hot chemistry smouldering from that side-by-side split screen picture. Ooof. Someone get me a cold-shower.
Entertainment Tonight has a source who blabbed to them about FoxHol’s secretiveness saying they are “still very, very private. You’re not going to hear or see every time they’re together because they don’t flaunt their relationship in public.” Yeah, not yet they don’t. How are they going to become one of THEE celebrity power couples without more photos? It’s okay, we know that celebrities live by the “listen to what I say not what I do” mantra.
The next move on their “We’re Officially A Couple But Stay Away From Us While Still Writing About Us” publicity tour is to call George and Amal Clooney and learn about where is best to get non-professional professional couple photos. Can’t become a power-couple without the proper amount of exposure you pretend to hate! You guys are three years behind thanks to Tom Cruise! Time to hop to it!