Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 19, 2018 / Posted by:

Bean, the criminal thug who gave the mug shot of the year (sorry, Stormy Daniels) after getting busted for trespassing.

Tupac once said (and no, I am not paraphrasing):

I didn’t choose the pug life, the pug life chose me. All I’m trying to do is survive and make good out of the dirty, nasty unbelievable lifestyle that they gave me.

No one has ever lived out that quote before like Bean, the pug who was arrested in Cape May, NJ for trespassing after running away from her human. Bean must be a graduate of Latarian Milton’s School Of Hood Rat Stuff: Canine Division, because she’s a bad bitch who likes to do bad things. Doing bad things is fun! But being a bad bitch who doesn’t care about the law caught up with her. NJ.com says that they received a call from someone who complained about Bean being in their yard without permission. The cops showed up, and after Bean gave chase (no, she didn’t) and was tackled to the ground while screaming, “Rarrrr rar raaaar,” (that’s dog for: Don’t tase me, bro!), she was arrested.

She was taken down to the police station where that “man, why are you doing this to me? I didn’t do anything wrong!” mugshot taken, and she was put in a jail cell. We may see a sad, ugly jail cell with a disgusting toilet that’ll cause your ass cheeks to fall off when you sit on it, but Bean probably sees a fancy silver drinking pond.

Bean’s human, who lives in Baltimore and was in Cape May for a visit, found out her rebel pug was in police custody from a friend who saw the Cape May Police Department’s Facebook post after it went viral. Bean’s human bailed her out with cookies, and later gave this statement about this highly important news story:

“Thank you to CMPD from Bean the pug’s family for taking such good care of her. She is sound asleep at home after an exciting afternoon on the run.”

Sound asleep at home? Bean’s human needs to pull the sheet off, because she’ll find a pile of rags. Bean has obviously escaped again and is probably in Canada where she’s trying to use a stolen credit card at a convenience store and will soon be seen in surveillance footage falling out of the ceiling while trying to run from the cops. Pug life 4 life!

Pic: Cape May Police Department

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