Because I’m sure your brain keeps important info like this, I’m sure you remember how Kourtney Kardashian‘s boyfriend Younes Bendjima got konfused about what his girlfriend does for “work.” We have an update. And by that I mean, the Kardashians sent out a few statements to E! News through their minions.
The other day, Kourtney did what she does more than breathing: she posted a pic of her ass on Instagram. Younes commented, “That’s what you need to show to get likes?”. People got mad at him for posting the comment and were confused how he could say that to a Kardashian. You know the old question: If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? If a Kardashian takes an ass pic and doesn’t post it, will Kris Jenner beat them to death? The answer to both is yes.
E! News reports that this issue with butt pic sexiness has come up previously between Kourtney and Younes.
“Kourtney doesn’t appreciate Younes posting his feelings in a public forum and being impulsive. She’s frustrated that he continues to get upset about it. She isn’t going to stop doing what she’s doing and feels like he needs to understand and deal with it.”
Ain’t that the motherfuckin’ truth. Date a Kardashian, date her ass pics. You can’t have one without the other, it’s a package deal. But that just doesn’t cut it for Younes, who apparently gets jealous.
“Younes gets jealous and can be possessive of Kourtney. When she posts half naked pictures, he gets very upset. He wants her for himself and doesn’t want to share her with the world.”
The source kontinued:
“He’s been missing her like crazy and got emotional… Kourtney has explained its part of her job and it’s not going to change. But it still makes him uncomfortable and upset. He overreacted and put up a comment without thinking it through. Then he realized what he did made it even worse. He was just not thinking in the moment and got emotional. [He] wants to be able to deal with this side of Kourtney’s life and knows he needs to accept it if they are going to be together.”
If the Kartrashians didn’t show their asses (both figuratively and literally) all over social media, they wouldn’t have as many followers, and then they wouldn’t have as much fame and poop tea money, and then Younes wouldn’t want to get with the least famous of them. So none of those quotes make sense. Kris Jenner should really fire her creative writing team for not coming up with a semi-believable pre-break up story.