Afternoon Crumbs

July 18, 2018 / Posted by:

If anyone ever asks you what the NYC subway is like, show them this video of a no fucks-given asshole icon on a bike blocking the doors. This is why you can’t trust a dude who wears sunglasses in the subway (and this is coming from a dude who has worn sunglasses in the subway, because when you’re hungover, that lighting is like salt on a raw b-hole) – Pajiba

Taylor Swift is either broken up with that one white guy and is pulling stunts for attention, or she’s still with that one white guy and is pulling stunts for attention – Lainey Gossip 

All white Broadway gays look the same to Monet X ChangeTowleroad

I need to accompany Monet X Change to the nearest Lens Crafters for another eye exam, because I mistook Julianne Hough for Julianne Moore. That’s like mistaking stale Wonder Bread for a freshly baked organic baguette – Drunken Stepfather

Julia Roberts is just like us: she joined Instagram to stalk her man – Celebitchy

I wish I had half of the confidence of a “tragic twerking in a suburbRachel BilsonPopoholic

For Silkwood stans who wanted Karen and Dolly to hook up, this is your porn – SOW

Something tells me that Faith Evans’ family members are going to put her mind on the side of a milk carton since it’s obvious she lost it and married Stevie J  – Bossip

Uh huh, “forgot” – Just Jared

And on an extra sad note, Annabelle Nielson of Ladies of London died from a heart attack – Reality Tea 

Pic: Instagram

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