Afternoon Crumbs
If anyone ever asks you what the NYC subway is like, show them this video of a no fucks-given asshole icon on a bike blocking the doors. This is why you can’t trust a dude who wears sunglasses in the subway (and this is coming from a dude who has worn sunglasses in the subway, because when you’re hungover, that lighting is like salt on a raw b-hole) – Pajiba
Taylor Swift is either broken up with that one white guy and is pulling stunts for attention, or she’s still with that one white guy and is pulling stunts for attention – Lainey Gossip
All white Broadway gays look the same to Monet X Change – Towleroad
I need to accompany Monet X Change to the nearest Lens Crafters for another eye exam, because I mistook Julianne Hough for Julianne Moore. That’s like mistaking stale Wonder Bread for a freshly baked organic baguette – Drunken Stepfather
Julia Roberts is just like us: she joined Instagram to stalk her man – Celebitchy
I wish I had half of the confidence of a “tragic twerking in a suburb” Rachel Bilson – Popoholic
For Silkwood stans who wanted Karen and Dolly to hook up, this is your porn – SOW
Something tells me that Faith Evans’ family members are going to put her mind on the side of a milk carton since it’s obvious she lost it and married Stevie J – Bossip
Uh huh, “forgot” – Just Jared
And on an extra sad note, Annabelle Nielson of Ladies of London died from a heart attack – Reality Tea
Pic: Instagram