Night Crumbs

July 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Blake Shelton made clumsy hillbilly drunks everywhere proud when he fell during a show and blamed it on lots of booze. Sure, some may say that Blake getting plastered before a show is unprofessional, and to those I say, wouldn’t you rather see his hillbilly ass go boom than listen to him fart out sweet nothings about his undying love for Gwen Stefani? – SOW

I have never gotten tingly in the loins for Chris Pine until I saw him driving a wood-paneled station wagon. Chris Pine is the 80s suburban dad of my wet dreams – Lainey Gossip

Strange things are afoot at the offices of whoever is making the decision on what to do with the next Bill & Ted movie – Pajiba

And after this picture was taken, Britney Spears tried to bite her nipple thinking it was a piece of a Slim Jim that fell in there during her dinner break – Drunken Stepfather

The Alien Lizard King with Prince William hair: Would you hit it? – Celebitchy

There’s not enough time in history for Anderson Cooper to bust out enough of his signature eye rolls to accurately portray his feelings about Trump licking Russia’s ass – Towleroad

It’s strange that Gretchen Rossi’s musical masterpiece The Time Is Now didn’t bring in enough money to cover all her bills forever – Reality Tea

Katy Perry’s outfit is what a question mark would look like if it was an outfit – Popoholic

Why did I think Sarah Hyland was Lisa Rinna in a Flashdance wig? – Hollywood Tuna

The MTV VMA nominations are out, and none for you, Taylor SwiftPitchfork

Annabelle Neilson, who was on Ladies of London and was one of Alexander McQueen’s close friends, has died at 49 – Just Jared


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