Does a John Mayer-issued mockery of Justin Bieber actually cancel itself out before it can even reach Bieber because they’re both douchey? Or is the burn more potent because when even fellow douches are shading you…? “Runaways at the train station”-looking couple Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin celebrated their recent engagement by posting a photo of themselves making out in a hot tub. John figured that the photographer of this pic would have had to actually BE in the hot tub with these two, and called the two of them out on it.
Justin shared this Larry Clark-looking masterpiece on Instagram yesterday.
The Hollywood cautionary tale gave this response:
Unless John Mayer employed some sort of Zapruder-level photo analysis expert to examine the pic and the expert found something unable to be seen by the naked eye, couldn’t the photographer (it was probably Biebs’ dad cuz’ they’re creepy like that) have just been leaning over the side of the tub?
Speaking of expert analysis, let’s look at John Mayer’s motivation.
“Interesting dynamic with the photographer in the hot tub,” Mayer, 40, wrote underneath the PDA-filled photo Bieber posted of himself and his fiancée on Friday. “That’s gotta feel super third wheel.”
“I see a lot of myself in this hot tub photographer. Imagine being in a hot tub on business,” the “New Light” singer added in the comment, which was first spotted by Instagram account Comments by Celebs.
“On business.” Translation:….Actually, I’m not going to go to that musky place in John’s head. And it’s shocking that he didn’t. Telephone, television, tell John Mayer and after he fucks you, he’ll run to social media or US Weekly with it.