Open Post: Hosted By High-Heel Crocs

July 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Now I know PRECISELY what to get Michael K for his born day! Some fashion-forward individual at the Crocs company came up with the brilliant idea to make the sexiest shoe around even sexier. Behold, high-heel crocs! Your naughty nurse fantasy just got more fap-worthy!

Called “The Cyprus Heel,” the new Croc with a high heel and an open toe is now on sale on Amazon. The shoe comes in black, white, pink, and leopard. It sells for $80 to $225. (Note: If you know someone paying $200 for high-heeled Crocs, you need to divorce/reject/leave/commit them.)

AJC reports that the latest innovation in ugly has hopefully actually caught fire on social media.

As you may know, Balenciaga is selling their version of platform Crocs from HELL for $850.  Pull the plug, universal deity, it’s time.

Pic: Amazon

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