Now I know PRECISELY what to get Michael K for his born day! Some fashion-forward individual at the Crocs company came up with the brilliant idea to make the sexiest shoe around even sexier. Behold, high-heel crocs! Your naughty nurse fantasy just got more fap-worthy!
Called “The Cyprus Heel,” the new Croc with a high heel and an open toe is now on sale on Amazon. The shoe comes in black, white, pink, and leopard. It sells for $80 to $225. (Note: If you know someone paying $200 for high-heeled Crocs, you need to divorce/reject/leave/commit them.)
— StilettoNinja (@bonheurchasse) July 12, 2018
As you may know, Balenciaga is selling their version of platform Crocs from HELL for $850. Pull the plug, universal deity, it’s time.