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July 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Fredy Alanis, the 19-year-old who ended up in the hospital after literally choking on a dick.

Young Fredy here lived his own episode of Sex Sent Me To The ER back in January when a Hidenburg-sized dick busted up his airways and put him in the hospital. Now, if an extra long watermelon dick caused me to have to pull out my insurance card at the hospital, I wouldn’t tell anyone what had happened. I’d pull some “Oh, doctor, I accidentally sat on that Carlo Rossi jug of wine after moisturizing my asshole with Crisco” shit by telling the doctors that I got a little too excited while drinking a 40. Because my reputation as an old used-up slut would be ruined if people knew I couldn’t take a colossal cock to the froat, but Fredy broadcast it to the world when he tweeted about it on July 5. That tweet led to Fredy telling the site them about how his airway was done in by a big dick.

This is the viral tweet that got Fredy inducted into the Dick Sucker Hall of Fame:

I can hear all the champion deepthroaters out there mumbling (because they’ve got a giant flesh monster in their mouths), “A 10-incher?! I can swallow that whole while reciting The Gettysburg Address.”

Fredy said that the airway-destroying 10-inch dick belonged to an old neighbor he hooked up with through Grindr. Fredy felt some soreness in his chest while swallowing that crotch Godzilla, and the next day, the soreness turned into a sharp pain and he started crying. His mom took him to the ER, and at first, he didn’t tell the doctors what happened because she was there. But eventually, Gag Queen Fredy told the doctors what messed him up.

The chances of it happening, and the fact that it happened is insane because the doctor told me getting the airway ruptured through oral intercourse is one in millions, maybe hundred millions.

He had to stay in the hospital for three days. Many on Twitter have been calling him a hero and a legend, and I went “err” at all of that until I read that he didn’t let a ruptured airway get in the way of him finishing the (blow)job.

Yes. I wasn’t gonna stop. In the heat of the moment my will power willed me to continue. Stamina.

For that I salute him. Any self-respecting dick sucker keeps on sucking no matter rain, shine or a ruptured airway. But I bet that Fredy chocked again when he got those medical bills. And really, it could’ve been a lot lot worse. He could’ve barfed on the peen, which would’ve resulted in one of two things happening: 1. It would’ve ruined the moment. 2. Fredy would’ve discovered that his trick is a sucio barf freak who gets off on vomit on his dick. Both wouldn’t be a good thing.

Pic: @ELECTRIC_PAPI

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