Billy Bush’s Wife Filed For Divorce
Yammering pair of GAP jeans Billy Bush struck a blow for womankind when he only pretended to laugh at our future president’s comments about grabbing pussies without permission during an Access Hollywood bus jaunt over a decade ago. You see, he figured if he encouraged the lying bag of farts, the lying bag of farts would make with more of the creeper talk, ruining any future hopes of becoming POTUS! *crickets* Yeah, Billy Bush’s wife Sydney didn’t buy that either. TMZ reports that she’s filed for divorce, citing “irreconcilable differences.” That’s because you can’t write “I have a vagina, I listened to that tape, you do the math, Your Honor.” on the form.
The couple, who married in 1998, separated back in September. She was reportedly incensed that America might think that she was cool with men treating female genitals like they were bowling balls.
Billy’s team referred to the separation at the time as the two of them just “evaluating life.” That’s true. Billy was “evaluating” what to do during his probably permanent funemployment, and Sydney was “evaluating” how to get her hands on those millions. Billy made bank in a settlement after NBC axed him from the Today show (and PussyGate demonstrated how all of that orange skin on POTUS is actually Teflon).
She’s asking for “joint legal and primary physical custody” of 13-year-old Lillie and 17-year-old Mary. Billy would receive visitation. (Their oldest daughter Josie is considered grown.) And she’s also requesting spousal support.
According to an interview with People back in January, Billy is done with being a talking head and is working on his own brand of whiskey. How he didn’t end up with a Cabinet position in this busted administration is truly a mystery.
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