Homewrecking legend Miranda Lambert struck again earlier this year when she threw her iconic sledgehammer cooze at the married dick belonging to Evan Felcher (it’s Felker, but Felcher fits better in this case) whose band Turnpike Troubadours was the opening act on a few of her tour dates. Before Evan went out on tour with Miranda, his wife Staci Felker said that their marriage was mostly mylar heart balloons and strawberry-scented rainbow burps, so she was totally blindsided when he eventually became Casper The Cunty Ghost by ghosting her and then filing for divorce. I’m sure Miranda will talk about all of this while once again accepting her Homewrecker of the Year award at the League of Extraordinary Homewreckers’ annual luncheon, but so far she hasn’t said much. But Staci is still talking, and yesterday she posted a tragic tale on Instagram about Evan pulling an asshole-ified “touch me in the morning and then just walk away” move by sweeping into her life before exiting again a week later.
On Instagram yesterday, Staci wrote that while she was on vacation in Belize, Evan called her and she talked to him because she’s a “good wife.” But when Staci got back home and was shuffled off to the hospital with the sicks, she called Evan to let him know. The next call Staci makes should be to the Ghostbusters because she says he ghosted her again.
I’m ultimately gonna be fine physically. Thanks for all your questions. I’ll answer some more when I feel better, but right now- I want to talk about real men. Aside from the ghosting and just very real #psychologicalwarfare and torture that happened earlier this year. A man that I perfected homemade chicken soup for when he was sick, cared for him through soooo many sweating miserable days coming off benders decided to come calling when I was happy last week. Too happy. Riding and then at the beach with my girls. How dare I smile after all he did to try to break me? I took those calls, because that’s what a wife does. I’m still his wife. I’ve done everything to be a good one because deep down I thought it might change things. Less than a week later, I was sent to the hospital and couldn’t reach him. That’s not a real man. That’s not a country boy and certainly no cowboy. Not a husband I’ll ever take back because I was scared and he was gone. Again.
A “source” tells UsWeekly that Staci’s doctor sent her to the hospital because they thought she may have Malaria. She didn’t. She has a “very bad case of strep” instead. The source adds that Staci spent a big chunk of her time in Belize talking to Evan:
“She took a ton of blood tests and, being scared, she reached out to Evan to tell him what was going on. Evan had called Staci many times while on vacation and when she got back, she talked to him. They talked for hours and when she tried to reach him, he ghosted her once again.”
I have a couple of guesses as to why Evan cruelly played with Staci’s emotions like that. Maybe Evan saw Miranda sniffing on a new man wearing a wedding band and was setting things up just in case he had to crawl back to Staci. Or maybe Evan calling Staci was his way of fulfilling Miranda’s married man fetish and she was listening in on the calls. If Staci heard a twangy heavy breathing after Evan said to her, “Do you still love me and want me back”, then she knows what’s up! Miranda listening to her married boyfriend trying to get his wife back IS her idea of phone fucking.