Night Crumbs
Can somebody please ask Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande what kind of shit they were on when they decided to put screeching gophers in the middle of the video for her new song God Is A Woman? Yes, I want some, but I have to be careful, because that potent shit obviously messed with the part of her brain that operates logic since she never realized that those screaming gophers would easily take the spotlight away from her – Towleroad
Michael B. Jordan definitely has a type and that type is Instagram models that look like a Kim Kardashian/Karreuche Tran hybrid- Lainey Gossip
Barely legal Miami THOTs, get ready, because a newly single David Beckham may be on the loose in your city soon – Celebitchy
When the health department sees this, that ice cream place is going to get an A++++++ for being touched by the ginger sparkliness of Phoebe Price – Drunken Stepfather
The tip of Jessica Biel’s booties looks like a dickhead, and no, she doesn’t have a pic of her husband on the tip of her booties – Popoholic
Kenya Moore’s baby growing area isn’t going to make an appearance on the next season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, but it did make an appearance on Instagram – Reality Tea
Prepare to hear more of, “Cried my retinas off while watching Queer Eye,” from your co-workers after asking what they did last night, because Queer Eye is coming back for a third season – Just Jared
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