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July 13, 2018 / Posted by:

The “welcome” message in England for Trump!

Donald Trump is currently in England (QUICK, America, change the locks, shut the blinds, turn off the lights, and stay real quiet when Trump and Melania knock on the front door to get back in) and so far he’s received a welcome as warm as the dick tip on the Statue of Achilles in Hyde Park in the dead of winter. Trump was greeted by anti-Trump protesters, a terrifying Trump baby blimp, and (I’m guessing) THE QUEEN making a one of her last dogs poot out a wet fart onto the glove she plans to wear while shaking Trump’s hand today. But really, I don’t know why England is being so rude to Trump when he’s blew nothing but kisses of love at them like saying that Britain is losing its culture because of the immigrants, etc

Trump got another beautiful greeting yesterday when he flew over the English countryside for a meeting at Theresa May’s country home. The Bucks Herald says that in the field of Moat Farm in Stoke Mandeville is a special message for Trump in Russian. The message is a fuck you to Trump and translates to “Bastard Trump.” If Trump sat on the left side of the helicopter headed toward Theresa May’s country house, he probably saw it, and if he did, his nipples most likely secreted out orange syrup of excitement, because he figured it was a message of praise.

The owner of Moat Farm said an artist, who wants to remain anonymous, asked him if they could use one of his crop fields to shit on Trump. The artist offered up money, so the farmer took the deal.

“They were specifically looking for one in the flight path that Donald Trump will take when he comes to the UK this week. A lot of people have asked me this, but my thoughts on Trump are completely neutral. For me it was a transaction between myself and the artist.”

Metro UK says that the love note to Trump is 200 meters wide, took 2 weeks to design and 12 hours to mow in the heat.

As for who that mystery artist is, why am I picturing Melania Trump in a beret, a stick-on mustache and a blue and white quarter-sleeve shirt? And while I could lick the taint thrice of the mastermind who came up with this, the joke’s on them. Trump can’t read English, so he very well can’t read Russian either.

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