After seeing how much publicity Kylie Jenner was getting for pretending her lips were now completely natural and filler-free, MTV fame whore Farrah Abraham thought to herself: “Hey! I have a shit-ton of filler! I could get my filler out too and stretch that 15 minutes of fame to at least a good hour due to volume alone!” Farrah is a real thinker.
Backdoor Farrah posted on Instagram a video of her getting her lips worked on. The lips on her face, I mean. She had dermatologist, Dr, Sheila Nazarian inject her lips on camera, but this time was different. This time the fluid being injected into Farrah was meant to deflate rather than inflate.
According to NYU plastic surgeon Dr. Nolan Karp these fillers the girls are getting removed are all temporary. “Temporary is much better because some of the effect will wear off. It doesn’t all wear off, but permanent lip fillers, once you fill it, it’s done.” Well that’s good, at least these girls are making good choices. Aesthetics change from year to year, who knows how long looking like a inflated Bratz doll will be popular? Don’t want to lock yourself down.
But Dr. Karp does have some warnings for girls like Kylie and and Farrah, explaining that your lips will not likely ever return to their completely natural state and you shouldn’t do too much:
“Maybe you‘ll get 70 percent, 85 percent resolution. If you do temporary fillers too many times, it can scar your lip. These are medical procedures so it needs to be taken very seriously and make sure it is done by a board certified plastic surgeon.”
Kylie Jenner’s lip renaissance has apparently been brought on by her embracing of more natural aesthetics (yeah fucking right) and Kris Jenner had one of her minions call People to tell them that:
“Kylie has been so much more relaxed and natural since Stormi was born. She’s softer in a way. And she’s just as busy as ever, but her priority is her daughter. She’s not spending as many hours as she did before to focus on herself. And Kylie has never been big on getting dressed up — she’s much more comfortable in t-shirts and cozy pants. She feels much more like herself and it’s easier, kind of like her mom uniform!”
Roll my fucking eyes. Mom uniform? Yeah, all mom uniforms include Balmain sweatpants. Fuck out of here.
I wonder if Farrah is going to pretend she got her fillers out to be more relaxed and natural too. But I know what the real reason is, and honestly its a smart one. Farrah was worried about Drita D’Avanzo! Drita did say she would “open-hand smack the fuck out of” Farrah. “On-sight”. Farrah knows Drita can throw a smack and she didn’t want her lips to burst. What did I tell you? Farrah IS a real thinker.