Who Is June’s Hot Slut Of The Month? 

July 11, 2018 / Posted by:

June was Pride Month, so if you don’t vote for one of the two burgeoning gay icons in this Hot Slut of the Month showdown, you’re a homophobic piece of trash and may a rainbow never appear before your ugly gay-hating eyes again. Just kidding, everyone in June’s HSOTM contest is a burgeoning gay icon from the wigged blossom of wonder to the puppy who got to pound on a hot Spanish cop to the white Canadian Tandi Iman Depree to gay Twitter hero Veronica Recinos. And yes, “burgeoning” was on my word of the day app. And yes, when you say it out loud it sounds like the phrase you use while getting fucked by Tom Bergeron.

As always, the first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes for the month. The fourth was picked by me. Your choices for June are:

Mark Kanemura, the human wig dispenser who splatters rainbow glitter onto the eyes of his Instagram followers by busting out a one-man Carly Rae Jepsen-backed Pride Parade float.

Officer Poncho, the police dog from Madrid who killed people with his cuteness and then brought them back to life with his impeccable and next-level CPR skills.

The Canadian Bonnie Parker, the alleged criminal from Alberta who became an overnight internet star after twirling out a ballet de buffoonery move when she fall out of the ceiling of a convenience store while trying to get away from the cops.

Veronica Recinos, the Los Angeles-area realtor who doesn’t only sells houses but also sells theatrical drama in YouTube videos where she lets you know that she’s going to show YOU how to be a homeowner.

Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be crowned this Monday!


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