Open Post: Hosted By Prince Hot Ginge Scolding A Boy For Pulling Duchess Meghan’s Hair 

July 11, 2018 / Posted by:

I see you, Duchess Meghan. Just one day after Duchess Meghan and Prince Hot Ginge nearly got sent to the gallows for committing an illegal royal act by partaking in some level 1 PDA at an event, she has done some damage control by giving a kid a few quid (she’s British now, she says “quid“) to distract all of us with some awww-ness by touching and pulling her luxurious princess hair. As I shake my head at this shameless move, Duchess Kate is probably seething her follicles, because she’s known as the Breck Girl of the royal family!

After the child, who The Evening Standard ID’d as 3-year-old Walter Cullen, did the move that Meghan paid him to do, PHG jokingly scolded him with a waving finger. Duchess Meghan should call herself Duchess Meghellan because she just discovered a new low. I mean, not only did she drag a kid into her damage control stunt, but she dragged PHG into it too.

That kid better not close up his piggy bank just yet. There may be more quid coming his way, because Meghan may need to pull another adorable stunt after she broke royal protocol again today by (Note to THE QUEEN’s ladies-in-waiting, push her velvet fainting settee behind her) listening to an Irish politician discuss the country’s abortion ban (and there goes THE QUEEN…). Royals aren’t supposed to get into political stuff.

Today’s adorable little stunt went down during a visit to Croke Park stadium in Dublin. Meghan and Hot Ginge also visited the Famine Memorial and DogPatch Labs. There’s pictures of all of that below. And I guess my Irish spirit sibling was at Croke Park stadium today. They’re obviously the one who shouted, “Prince Hot Ginge, how big is your royal crotch scepter while completely soft?” at him. He’s obviously answering their question in the first pic.

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