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July 10, 2018 / Posted by:

Praise the panty creaming gods for gracing your eyeballs and parts with these new pictures of Botoxed pile of sexiness Simon Cowell giving us “chipmunk Rip Taylor getting an ass waxing” in the face while serving us furry tit pie goodness. Eat it up, tramps! – Celebitchy

It was nice of Bram Stoker’s Dracula to let Queen Latifah borrow his embroidered red cape thing for the Essence Fest – Lainey Gossip

They say that reality shows kill marriages, but the new season of Real PlasticWrecks of Orange County killed a marriage before even airing – Reality Tea 

If your mom’s going to see Star Wars: Episode IX, she better bring a plastic tarp to cover her seat with, because coochie geyser summoner Billy Dee Williams is going to be in it – Pajiba

On today’s episode of “What Outposed Bella Hadid?“, a giraffe outposed Bella HadidDrunken Stepfather

Andrew Rannels was a young PixyStixhead thanks to Miami ViceTowleroad

One of the Pretty Little Liars got upstaged by a little boy and his plastic car – Popoholic

Over-The-Fucking-Top: Kristen Bell continues to be – HuffPo

Bitch Goes Down: The Shawn Mendes Edition – SOW

Spain will no longer take in the scent of hair gel and burnt skin, because Crispy Ronaldo is leaving Real Madrid for Italy’s Juventus – Just Jared 


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