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July 9, 2018 / Posted by:

Tom Hardy is probably going to be a daddy again. That gives you thirsty bitches just a few months to come up with a scheme where you dress up like a baby, sneak into the hospital nursery that Tom’s newborn is at and switch yourself with the kid so that Tom can cradle you and you can call him daddy. But whatever you do, don’t grab and drink the post-labor glass of champagne on his wife’s hospital bedside table. That’s what got me found out when I tried to pull that trick the last time these two welcomed a baby  – Celebitchy

My thoughts and prayers are with Blue Ivy Carter because there’s a chance her piece of the inheritance pie is going to get even smaller – Lainey Gossip

This is such bullshit, like there’s an actual living woman on earth who would touch lips with Mister Jesus JugsReality Tea 

And the Emmy goes to… everyone acting in this overdramatic drag-themed segment of the over-the-top extravaganza What Would You Do?Towleroad

It came from the water… and by “it” I mean Rita Ora’s terrifyingly hideous 80s ski glasses. Bitch, this ain’t Mammoth and it ain’t 1986, take that shit off! – Drunken Stepfather

Jerry O’Connell and Andy Cohen have joined forces to do a talk show called Real Mean Watch BravoSOW

Get ready to prolapse out of shock, another Marvel movie is #1 at the box office – Pajiba

Margot Robbie forgot to put a dress on over her slip, but she made it work. (Side note: Do women even wear slips anymore?!) – Popoholic

After Selena Gomez’s ex got engaged to his future first ex-wife, she let us know that she’s fine and okay by smiling on a yacht. Although, there’s nothing fine or okay about those sunglasses she’s wearing – Hollywood Tuna

FYI: Jada Pinkett Smith was addicted to fucking – Just Jared 


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