File that headline under: A Title Found In The Animal Kingdom’s Version Of PornHub.
A human in the town of Aurora in Ontario, Canada took a video of a wild chipmunk they named Van Gogh (because of his notched ear), but they maybe should’ve named him Michelle Duggar since he can’t get enough of taking raw nut after raw nut. The chipmunk knows that the human will give him as many peanuts as he can handle, so for the past two summers, he’s shown up to store as much food as possible for the winter. The human gladly gives VG a quick pet and then feeds him as many peanuts he can stuff into his cheeks before he runs off to his burrow. If the human is still outside, he’ll come back for another fill-up. Here’s the video that is will stuff your brain with brand new information by showing you that chipmunks go nuts for nuts!
I was going to say that VG must be very popular with the other chipmunks, but the other chipmunks are probably like, “Bitch, please, we can all do that.” But I am going to say that VG should be pissed this video got out and is making the rounds. Because now instead of his cheeks getting filled with peanuts, they’re going to be filled with hot air as he gets pissed while waiting in line behind the dozens of chipmunks who have now discovered the Endless Peanut Wonderland of Aurora.