Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit Spears Serenading Us With A Soothing Rendition Of “Natural Woman”
If nothing soothes your eardrums like the sound of a Chipette with a head cold screeching out a wail of pain while getting surgery without anesthesia after doing helium in a bathroom, then this Instagram clip is Valium for your ears.
When Brit Brit Spears isn’t flaunting the panty creaming duffel bag of muscles she calls a boyfriend/trainer, she’s filling the ears of her fans with the singing voice that Celine Dion and Adele have both called “inspiring.” But because Brit Brit knows that her natural singing voice is much too powerful and intense for most mortals to handle, she put a “Justin Timberlake after getting his balls kicked in” filter on it while singing (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman.
When asked for a response to Brit Brit’s version of Natural Woman, Aretha Franklin only said, “Okay. Great belly ring. Beautiful belly ring.”
Someone also removed the filter so our ears could be exposed to the way Brit Brit probably sounds naturally.
Well, there goes my sense of hearing thanks to being hit by the natural powerhouse vocals of White Aretha Franklin. Thanks to whoever de-filtered that clip. Thanks.
Pic: Instagram