Nicki Minaj And Ariana Grande Got In “Bed” Together

July 7, 2018 / Posted by:

Apologies for that post title but “Tits And Ass Vs. Ponytail On The Beach” isn’t SEO-friendly. Here’s the video for “Bed,” the second single off Nicki Minaj’s upcoming Queen album. Ariana Grande managed to peel herself off her fiancé for two seconds to appear. And it looks like the shooting script read “glistening boobs, wet ass, bedroom, glistening boobs, wet ass, mermaid, glistening boobs, wet ass, ponytail, glistening boobs, wet ass CUT.”

In what feels like the 3,000th video to feature the female singer as a mermaid, Nicki flops about on the beach and makes the viewers marvel over her actually covering her ass for a minute. A Nicki Minaj video without asses hovering over everything is a bold new direction for hip-hop’s ass-iest star.

People reports that Nicki and Ariana appear to like each other as opposed to that time Nicki guested on a Mimi track with the Christmas Queen and Harajuku Barbie going on to actually make American Idol watchable for a season with their mutual hatred.

Grande, meanwhile, stays cool in some lingerie of her own, including a white bra with fur details. “S T U N N I N G,” Minaj tweeted to a photo of Grande the 25-year-old singer posted. “Can’t thank you enough my sister. Love you sm.”

How Ariana was able to focus on something other than Pete Davidson’s penis for a sec is another wonder. What’s also a wonder is how one woman can keep a ponytail in for that long. When you’re a guy, a mom can express paranoia about you wearing a baseball cap too much because it can supposedly lead to male pattern baldness. Ladies, is overdoing it with the ponytail the same thing? If she takes the elastic out, will she immediately go shiny bald and Pete’s crotch will suddenly be submerged in an ocean of hair?

Pic: Instagram

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