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July 6, 2018 / Posted by:

The Presto HotDogger!

There’s many ways to cook up the meat of America… Well, I should say the other meat of America since the meat of America is Jon Hamm’s Hammaconda. You can cook a hot dog by throwing that bitch on the grill. You can nuke it in a microwave until every bit of moisture is sucked out of that rod of processed weirdness and it splits in two. Or you could fill your kitchen with the scent of Guy Fieri jizz (read: hot dog water) by boiling those wieners. But in the 60s and 70s, you had another option: electrocute that mess!

Presto, the creators of the pucker-inducing HotTopper (which makes a perfect lube dispenser, FYI), decided in the 1960s that kitchens really needed an electric appliance that was only devoted to cooking hot dogs. They came up with the HotDogger, which like the HotTopper, sounds like a Grindr username I’d definitely send a naked picture to (and they’d definitely block me afterward).

The Presto HotDogger looked like a torture chamber for hot dogs. You’d stick each end of the wiener onto a spike and Frankenstein’s Monster that motherfucker by electrocuting it. This is what the tanning bed for hot dogs looked like before it got a hold of its victims:

This is what it looked like while the hot dog got electrocuted:

And this was the final result:

Surprisingly, the Presto HotDogger didn’t become a hit. Yeah, I’m telling you that people really didn’t want to swallow a wiener that looked like it just got done doing butt sex with an electric Pokemon. Those things look like they taste how burnt hair smells. That’s the kind of dick pic you’d get from three dudes who just got hit by lightning…and yes, I still would.

Pics: Pinterest, Max Who Goes By Bob, Easier Said Blog, KevBlog

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