Afternoon Crumbs
Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco has declared his attraction to both peen and poon in the past, but he recently came out as pansexual and said he definitely gets the tingles for dudes. Of course I know what pansexuality is, but since I have the brain of an immature and stupid 13-year-old, I pictured Brendon humping a cooking pan, and yes, I reached for the lube – Towleroad
For the 7,495th time, Ariana Grande has proven she’s come down with stage 10 dickmatization – Lainey Gossip
Colin Firth and his wife Livia have dropped stalking charges against the side piece they claim was the Alex Forrest to her Dan Gallagher – Celebitchy
Sure, Carole…. – Reality Tea
Bella Hadid is giving me Splice pin-up – Drunken Stepfather
And Phil Collins’ daughter is giving me Elizabeth Hurley’s character in a Nickelodeon reboot of Austin Powers – Popoholic
Kaley Cuoco had to get shoulder surgery on her honeymoon, and her latest husband looks real happy about it…. – SOW
Out-posed By A Dog: The Sarah Hyland Edition – Hollywood Tuna
Elvis Costello has canceled tour dates after going through cancer surgery – CoS
Twitter just gotten a little less sophisticated, because Ariel Winter has packed up her elegant fashions and quit that bitch for now – Just Jared
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