Afternoon Crumbs

July 6, 2018 / Posted by:

Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco has declared his attraction to both peen and poon in the past, but he recently came out as pansexual and said he definitely gets the tingles for dudes. Of course I know what pansexuality is, but since I have the brain of an immature and stupid 13-year-old, I pictured Brendon humping a cooking pan, and yes, I reached for the lube – Towleroad

For the 7,495th time, Ariana Grande has proven she’s come down with stage 10 dickmatization – Lainey Gossip 

Colin Firth and his wife Livia have dropped stalking charges against the side piece they claim was the Alex Forrest to her Dan Gallagher – Celebitchy

Sure, Carole…. – Reality Tea

Bella Hadid is giving me Splice pin-up – Drunken Stepfather

And Phil Collins’ daughter is giving me Elizabeth Hurley’s character in a Nickelodeon reboot of Austin PowersPopoholic

Kaley Cuoco had to get shoulder surgery on her honeymoon, and her latest husband looks real happy about it…. – SOW

Out-posed By A Dog: The Sarah Hyland Edition –  Hollywood Tuna

Elvis Costello has canceled tour dates after going through cancer surgery – CoS

Twitter just gotten a little less sophisticated, because Ariel Winter has packed up her elegant fashions and quit that bitch for now – Just Jared

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