Posh And Becks Ring In Their 19th Anniversary

July 5, 2018 / Posted by:

If someone had said back in 1999 that David Beckham and Posh Spice were going to last 19 years of extremely suspect fashion choices, several iterations of bangs (on both), and fighting over who got to use the hair straightener, I would have laughed and said Spice World had better odds of nabbing Best Picture at the Oscars. Alas, David and Victoria Beckham get to have the last laugh by posting a joint Insta-smirk to social media to show they’re celebrating their 19th anniversary with fine wine and probably snickering at how their bank accounts look compared to the other Spices and soccer players they’ve had to work with over the years.

Even though every British tabloid editor is waiting for a divorce announcement from these two, David and Victoria went out Wednesday night for a romantic anniversary dinner. David even acknowledged that his fashion around the time those two walked down the aisle was a bit eclectic:

And in case you forgot what exactly that looked like, I give you this:

Oh, Becks. Yours and Victoria’s span of his-and-her everything was my everything for a while. Never apologize! In fact, bring that back! Make it Christmas in July by wearing matching Victoria Beckham pencil skirts the next time you make an appearance at your Miami soccer team’s stadium!

Victoria went on Instagram and showed on her story how their kids got them a bouquet of flowers and silver balloons. They also had a fancy-ass bottle of 1990 Chateau Lafite Rothschild, a type of Bordeaux that can sometimes cost as much as a used Prius. Luckily for David and Posh, they don’t have to worry about that. They could toast from taking a page from Jay-Z and Beyoncé’s guide to making coin off divorce rumors. Nothing sells David’s soccer balls (teehee) and Victoria’s fashion crap like a good boinking-the-nanny rumor! Cheers to another 19 years of carefully placed wandering peen cover stories!

Pic: Instagram

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