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July 5, 2018 / Posted by:

This Anti-Twerk Warrior Mom!

Thank you to all of you who dropped this video of a chancleta-wielding twerk destroyer into my inbox, because if Dlisted is good for anything, besides causing your remaining brain cells to shrivel up and die, it’s paying tribute to chancla queens!

This video from Reddit isn’t even half-a-minute-long, but for many of you, it sums up your entire teenhood years. Two teenagers wanted to give the internet its 80,845,987th twerk show, so they positioned their twerkin’ butts in front of a webcam and twerked away (in front of what looks like a Donald Trump portrait). But those amateurs fucked up and made a rookie mistake. They didn’t wedge a chair under the doorknob so that mom couldn’t mess up their twerkin’ antics. EMBARRASSING! Although, this mom is a pro, so I bet she would’ve busted that door down in one swift move, and wouldn’t have let go of the laundry while doing so.

Not long after the girls tried to make it rain bitcoins with their twerkin’-for-the-internet moves, mom walked in and didn’t miss a beat when she pulled off her flip-flop and smacked the SUCIONESS out of those mocosas. When it comes to chancleta slapping, this mom gets 10s all around. She held firm onto that laundry, easily pulled off her weapon of choice, and perfectly busted out a walk-by-chancleta slappin’ before those girls could even realize the rage storm that was coming their way. She came, she saw, she conquered with a chancla!

My only complaint about this chancla legend is where was she when we needed her most, and yes, I’m talking about Miley Cyrus’ twerkin’ era.

Pic: YouTube

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