Afternoon Crumbs
Duchess Meghan dressed like a mustard bottle business woman for Your Commonwealth Youth Challenge today, and she’s truly getting the hang of being a royal and “putting on a manufactured smile” no matter what. Case in point: Meghan’s smiling and laughing while clearly seething inside from being shown up by a sparkling vision in hot pink glamour. If that boring mustard dress sells out before that glorious pink coat does, the world truly is a sad place – Lainey Gossip
In case you didn’t get it the first 657 times, President Oprah is not going to happen – Celebitchy
If you’re a reality TV whore and don’t stick a sparkler in your ass on the Fourth of July for Instagram attention, did you celebrate the Fourth of July at all? – Reality Tea
The internet found a racist joke that Trixie Mattel made at a roast and are now roasting her for it – Towleroad
My exhaust pipe is leaking just thinking about Idris Elba shifting gears as the villain in the Fast and Furious spin-off – Pajiba
Skip through this garden of delicate patriotic roses – Drunken Stepfather
That bald eagle looks very pissed over Miley Cyrus riding it – Hollywood Tuna
Living the life: this margarita-drinking hot tub bear is – OMG Blog
Zac Efron or a 60-year-old tour boat operator? – SOW
Chris Pine and Annabelle Wallis beat everyone to the “what a beige ass couple” jokes by wearing beige – Just Jared
Pic: @KesingtonRoyal