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July 3, 2018 / Posted by:

The Dancing Abuelita!

Whenever you pass your eyeballs across the news and are reminded that this world is a dried diarrhea-encrusted ass wart that’s oozing out hot pus, tell yourself that in a kitchen somewhere is someone’s abuelita cooking up several kinds of pure joy.

Dlisted reader Joseph dropped this viral-ish video, which was picked up by Instagram page Sam Best Dance, into my inbox, and pretty much nothing is known about it except for the fact that this abuela is doing double duty by whipping up some deliciousness while delivering extra sweet moves. Actually, make that triple duty. She’s also serving looks with that stunningly exquisite ombre mohawk! (Let’s not talk about what I think are CROCS on her feet. We don’t need to go there today.)

This dancing and cooking grandma immediately hugged my soul at the 0:01 mark when she fueled up with a Corona before really giving us what she’s got. Then she hugged my soul tighter at  the 0:08 mark with her “confused chicken watching a tennis match” head moves and then again at the 0:33 mark with that smooth turn. And it only goes up from there when she shows off her skills for a baby and then continues to let us have it while making sure her dishes are on their way to delicious.

This is the only crossover episode of So You Think You Can Dance? and Top Chef we need!

And that’s pretty much what my abuelita looked like while cooking, expect she didn’t have a layer of pure happiness across her face and wasn’t using her legs to dance. She was using her legs to chase us around with a wooden ladle so she could swat us for trying to get a taste of her food before it was done. But practically twinsies!

Pic: YouTube

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