It seems there’s no stopping the Pratternegger! According to Us Weekly, the budding relationship between Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger continues to bloom. Actually, Us says it’s “heating up” but these two seem about as hot and heavy for each other as the leg of cold picnic chicken served on a bed of leftover mashed potatoes straight from the fridge.
Us says that Katherine’s mom Maria Shriver is the one who set them up. She felt their mutual Godly activities meant they’d be a good match. According to Us, “Her mom set them up because they’re both active in the church”. What is Chris setting up folding chairs on Sunday mornings over at The Little Church Down The Lane on his weekends off? It’s all a little tidy for my taste, but if that’s the fantasy they’re going with, I’ll play along.
The relationship is on brand, I guess. She’s a squeaky clean family girl…
… and he loves Jesus and cops!
Thank you @cullypratt for my “Jesus Pocket Dump Tray,” Best birthday present ever!! Check out his profile to get your own or something similar! As he likes to say, “I make art for those with champagne tastes on a beer budget.” And he’s a cop so that’s pretty bad ass. Just like anybody cops are not perfect. But the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY are thoughtful, caring, family people. It’s their job to jump in the way of danger to protect us. They do it every day, often times thanklessly. They are human beings with hearts beating just like yours. And yes, some of them are even artists. But only one makes Cully’s Famous Pocket Dump Trays!! Come get some!
And as a bonus, since Katherine is an an ASPCA ambassador, Chris gets to pretend she’s giving him counseling on responsible pet ownership. And Chris gets to position himself with a prominent political family for his eventual run for senate/governor/congress. See, he’s already campaigning!
If he has to work this hard to get a bus load of tourists to be jazzed about seeing him, he’s definitely gonna need a fallback option. #Pratternegger2020