Archives: June 2018
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Canadian Stunt Criminal!
Before we get into this mess, I just want to let you know that here are Dlisted we do not condone turning to a life of crime by trying to use a stolen credit card at a Canadian convenience store in Spruce Grove, Alberta. but if you are going to turn to a life of crime by trying to use a stolen credit card at a Canadian convenience store in Spruce Grove, Alberta, and the mounties (or whatever they call the cops in Canada) are called, try to be as entertaining as Canada’s answer to Bonnie and Clyde!
Birthday Sluts
Cheryl (35)
Nicole Franzel (26)
Allegra Versace (32)
Michael Phelps (33)
Fantasia (34)
Patrick Wolf (35)
Willam Belli (36)
Lizzy Caplan (36)
Rick Gonzalez (39)
Monica Potter (47)
Phil Anselmo (50)
Peter Outerbridge (52)
Mike Tyson (52)
Murray Cook (58)
Vincent D’Onofrio (59)
David Alan Grier (62)
David Garrison (66)
Leonard Whiting (68)
Nancy Dussault (82)
Big Ang (1960-2016)
Florence Ballard (1943-1976)
Lena Horne (1917-2010)
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Afternoon Crumbs
Tessa Thompson has come out as a lover of both peen and poon, and also said that she and Janelle Monae love each other very much and “vibrate on the same frequency.” Tessa is probably speaking new age shit, and doesn’t mean that she and Janelle use the same setting on their vibrators. But still, that quote is going to make everyone who wants them to be a thing put their vibrators away, because Tessa’s words alone will give them the down-low electric tingles – Pajiba
Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are in India, and it doesn’t look like they’re wearing wedding rings and she doesn’t look like she’s carrying a ChopJo spawn… They really are moving slow. What the hell kind of celebrity couple are they? – Lainey Gossip
Don’t even think about trying to take the n-word from Kendrick Lamar – Celebitchy
I see that in preparation for season 3 of Real Housewives of Dallas, LeeAnne Locken took brawling lessons from the messes on Real Housewives of New Jersey – Reality Tea
But for where is Bernadette Peters?! – Towleroad
Never mind Chelsea Handler’s nipples, I’m slobbering over her beautiful booze cabinet of dreams – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Meanwhile, several Oscar statues just threw themselves at Meryl Streep, Greta Gerwig, Saoirse Ronan, and Timothee Chalamat after it was announced they’re all doing a Little Women remake together – Just Jared
Pic: Instagram
Nicole Kidman Says A No Texting Rule Keeps Things Hot With Her And Keith Urban
I must have had a lobotomy in the last decade because somehow Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman have been married since 2006 – longer than her marriage to Tom Cruise! A lesser person would give Nicole a gold medal for the beard Olympics, but not me! I’m gonna give a golf clap considering that marriage has lasted through better or worse, sickness and health, Big Little Lies and Grace Of Monaco – not to mention some funky clapping! Alas, Nicole says don’t blame the longevity of her marriage on the strength of their vows. Blame it on an embargo on iMessage! Continue reading
Ed Sheeran Has Been Sued For $100 Million For Allegedly Ripping Off “Let’s Get It On”
Ed Sheeran seems pretty harmless, but according to the company that partly owns the rights to the late Marvin Gaye’s song “Let’s Get It On,” he’s a shady plagiarizer who ripped off Marvin for his song “Thinking Out Loud.” The Guardian says that Ed is now facing a copyright infringement lawsuit, and the “Let’s Get It On” people want to be compensated to the tune of $100 million.
Brad Pitt Wants To Make Nice With Angelina Jolie For The Sake Of The Children
Now that he’s finished sowing his architectural oats with an MIT architecture professor, and lasted all of 20 minutes with his “I can be a meanie pants in front of a judge, too!” act, Brad Pitt is waving a white flag to the tune of Dido because everybody knows you can’t fight St. Angie Jolie without facing the wrath of whatever spirits she manages to conjure up in her nightly goat sacrifice. Brad is said to be devoting all his time to fatherhood and making things nice to be a better pawpaw. Someone poor one out tonight for Brad’s old bong. Continue reading